these promises, and more

If you designed this room and have been thinking recently, "Gee, I'm pretty good at that. I should do it again," please don't.

Drawn to scale. Note how the closets protrude into the room, taking up so much valuable real estate. Note size of bed in proportion to rest of room.








A man I've been hanging out with was named after Sean Connery.

My roommate's given name is Harrison Ford.

What?